The Captain's Log
Captain Blake has a regrettable tendency to launch into interminable stories abut his dubious past; largely self-serving, preposterous tales of drama on the High Seas, of Storms, and Sharks, Pirates and Round Brown Maidens.
The best way to avoid such an ear-bending is to glance briefly at some of the attached tales. In this way you can say, testily, “Yes, yes! I have heard that one already!” Unfortunately only the relatively respectful ones can be published here…the others reek of sedition.
